This was when the house was arriving-
I got such a kick out of an event that happened this
week, well, two of them. I’m of the sort who, when I see or taste something
stupendous, I have to run out and tell someone. You know, when we taste
something really superb, we offer a bite to our spouse or friend, and say, “Oh,
this is so good, here, try this.” The same works, though, if we taste something
awful, “Augh, this is terrible, here taste this.”
Okay, first off, this is about moving our tiny house:
One reason I thought this driver was so superb was
that I used to drive a pickup truck pulling a horse trailer, and whenever I
needed to back it up, I broke out in a sweat. So, when the moving fellow said
he would back his truck into our gravel driveway that runs alongside our
regular drive and back to where the tiny house is parked under an RV- high
roof, I said, “No way you can back into there.”
He said he could do it, and he did. He had changed his
mind about using the Mule—a remote-controlled small tractor, and decided to use
the truck instead.
Amazing. With a truck a half a block long, the cab
reaching into the branches of our Magnolia tree alongside the driveway,
carrying the Mule in a space behind the cab, and pulling a trailer longer than
our house, he made it back to within inches of the tiny house.
The creative-thinking driver, with his magic trailer
and remote-control device, lowered the back of the trailer to the ground, much
like the bucket on a Bobcat, except it was 12 feet wide. He scooched the
trailer loading ramp under the 4 x 4’s that supported the house, lifted, scooted,
lifted, scooted until suddenly wheels appeared from beneath the trailer
like landing gear descending from beneath an airplane, and settled in
under the house. With his remote control, the operator moved the entire
house sideways to within an inch of the fence on one side and an
inch to a tree limb on the other. He even cut a limb with his chainsaw and kept
adjusting the house to line it up perfectly with the narrow driveway.
A tight fit--top roof be gone.
When the house was completely off the ground and onto
that trailer, he got in the truck and drove it out.
We still have the tiny house.
It’s parked in our graveled driveway.
We can show it for sale there and have it moved again
when we get a a buyer. That tiny house is no longer trapped under that RV high
overhead. We had to remove its roof to make space to lift the house, because
dragging it out was dangerous.
Want to buy a tiny house?
Don’t put your mother-in-law in it, unless she is very
agile, for the bed, a full, brand new mattress is on rollers and slides easily
under the raised kitchen floor. That arrangement is enormously better than the
cramped loft, the only thing that was in the bare-boards house when we bought
it. (Daughter Dear thought a tiny house would be a contribution to inexpensive
housing. And it was her art project.)
She got rid of that loft right away—too
claustrophobic. Now the building is insulated, beautifully plastered, and has a
large tiled shower and a complete bathroom.
One of the contractors told us we could rent it for
about $800 a month. Rent it out on Airbnb it,or live in it. Daughter Dear doesn’t have
time to work on it anymore, and rather than have a carpenter come in and finish
it, she figured that the owners could have a discount to purchase it if they
complete it. That way they can put their own stamp on it.)
All the component parts are included except for a
kitchen counter, and some elbow grease —you choose the counter. Being a tile aficionado, my
daughter tiled the entire wall, in light brick above the kitchen cabinets. The bamboo
flooring is provided, half in the bathroom is complete. There is slate tile for
the kitchen. The sink, refrigerator, stove, faucets, lights, room heater, hot
water heater, and a new mattress are provided. The wiring was
professionally installed. Water can be provided from a faucet. Toilet and
drains need to be plumbed beneath the house. With an extension cord, a garden
hose, and a composting toilet, it could be self- sufficient, provided you could
dispose of gray water. You know, like in that back 40.
Door tile detail.
And now, the second magnificent find this week: It’s a
love story as told to me a long time ago by a member of my family.
One thing about being a writer is that you find pages
you wrote years ago and forgot about them, so when you find them, it’s a
surprise. I found this old story, tucked away in the garage. It was the inside
pages to a Newsletter I wrote ages ago.
My family member who is no longer with us, said it was
about her sister.
When the sister was 28 years old and had just left a
romantic relationship, she decided she knew there was one thing she wanted.
That was a child.
So, when an old boyfriend rolled into town, she took
advantage of the situation, struck up another rendezvous, became pregnant, and
was prepared to be a single mother.
The baby was born at 28 weeks of gestation, had
problems for a time, but survived, grew, and was healthy.
Sister rented an apartment (Where? I don’t know, this
sounds like New York). The apartment was on the third floor, a walk-up. The
owners, a Jewish couple, lived on the first floor, the second was rented, and
the sister had the third.
The owners agreed to care for the baby while sister
worked, and they decided they had another task. That was finding a husband for
sister.
When the second-floor tenant left, leaving the
apartment available, the owners held out on renting it until they had the
perfect tenant. That left the apartment vacant for quite some time. The sister
thought it just didn’t rent.
But then it did. To a nice single man.
One day, after her sister picked up her baby from the
owners on the first floor, she walked from the second to the third. The man saw
her upstairs, fumbling with her keys as she tried to get into her apartment
while holding the baby. She had just had her wisdom tooth extracted and was
swollen up like a cantaloupe. On top of that, she had Bell’s Palsy, which
causes one side of the face to droop. (Some people recover from this, some
don’t.)
The man came up behind her and said, “You look awful.
Let me hold the baby for you so you can get some rest.”
They fell in love and got married.
The Jewish couple paid for the wedding.